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Transfer news and gossip LIVE: Chelsea eye double swoop for Alex Sandro and Andrea Belotti
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MANCHESTER UNITED, Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham,  Liverpool and moneybags Manchester City are all i [...]
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How much money would it take for you to just f**k off? world asks Trump
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THE global population has asked Donald Trump to name his price for f**king off and never coming back [...]
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WATCH: BAE Systems managers tell of their pride in HMS Queen Elizabeth
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BUILDING a home fit to accommodate the Royal Navy’s two most colossal warships ever made takes [...]
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Thousands of last minute places for A-level students in clearing at London universities
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More than 2,000 courses at London universities still have last-minute places for students getting th [...]
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Celtic 2 Astana 0 Champions League play-off: Latest score and updates as Scott Sinclair doubles lead
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IT’s a huge night at Parkhead as Celtic look to take a step towards the Champions League big t [...]
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'It can't be right': Theresa May chimes in over plan to silence Big Ben
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PM’s opposition to silencing parliament’s bell for four years expected to encourage deeper rethi [...]
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Parents practising shocked expressions ahead of son’s shit A-level results
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A COUPLE are working hard on their shocked faces in preparation for their son’s inevitably shitty [...]
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Police want to trace owners of items stolen in Gosport and Fareham burglaries
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CASH, game consoles and iPads have been stolen following a series of burglaries in Gosport and Fareh [...]
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Migrant figures hit record high – 2.37m working in the UK
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A RECORD 2.37 million EU migrants are working in Britain, it has been revealed. [...]
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Champions League draw 2017/18: When is it, and who could Chelsea, Manchester United, Tottenham, Liverpool and Manchester City play?
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FIVE Premier League teams will compete for Europe’s most prestigious club prize this season. M [...]
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Woman finds missing ring on carrot in garden 13 years later
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A woman's lost engagement ring has been found on a garden carrot after 13 years. [...]
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Rotting human legs found in a rubbish bin in Rome ‘after woman is hacked to death with an axe by her own BROTHER’
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A COLD-blooded killer has confessed to strangling his sister, chopping up her body with an axe and d [...]
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Woman giving herself pep talk in mirror accidentally summons Morrissey
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A WOMAN giving herself a motivational pep talk in the mirror has accidentally summoned Morrissey. [...]
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WATCH: Royal Navy drone video of HMS Queen Elizabeth
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Drone footage shot by the Royal Navy gives a new view of HMS Queen Elizabeth. [...]
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Fringeside #4: Music and mental health
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Our mental health-themed Fringe recommendations, what's the latest on social, and some music fo [...]
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Men wielding hammers raid London jeweller
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Six moped riders smash their way way through counter displays at Boodles Knightsbridge showroomA gan [...]
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'More c**p, more bias!' Viewers FUME over 'UK bashing' on BBC Newsnight Partition special
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VIEWERS have hit out at the BBC over its coverage marking 70 years since the Partition of India, bra [...]
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The Delights of Dogs and the Problems of People
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★★☆☆☆Relationship drama that doesn't quite break the heartTwo mil [...]
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Stunned punters watch as 30 travellers stop outside packed London pub, ‘demand water for their pooing horses then abuse bar staff’
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A GROUP of 30 travellers stunned punters when they drove 12 carriages to a packed Covent Garden pub [...]
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‘Cosplay not just fancy dress’ says man dressed as Chewbacca or maybe some kind of hairy elf
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A MAN who spends his weekends dressing up as some sort of sci-fi chipmunk creature has defended the [...]
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Decision deferred over Astoria’s plan for extended mid-week licence
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A DECISION on whether to extend Portsmouth’s biggest nightclub’s mid-week licence has be [...]
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Young man dies at Crantock beach in Cornwall after being swept out to sea
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A young man has died at a popular beach in Cornwall after being swept out to sea in a strong rip tid [...]
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The Polar Bears Go Up
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★★★★☆Physical comedy for tinies scales the heights'Bear,' sa [...]
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UK to seek Irish border waivers on customs and food safety after Brexit
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Britain reveals plan to ask for exemptions for all small traders and farmers as it pursues goal of a [...]
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Poppy wreaths burned in republican bonfire in Londonderry’s Bogside
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POPPY wreaths were burned during a republican bonfire in Londonderry last night. [...]
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Floyd Mayweather KO’d ahead of Conor McGregor fight by Zab Judah during brutal sparring session
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FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR has reportedly been KO’d after sparring with old rival Zab Judah. The undefeat [...]
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Everyone agrees to pretend dubstep didn’t happen
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DUBSTEP – the music that sounds like a fat horse falling down a well – never occurred, everyone [...]
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Taxi driver assaulted by youth with knife in Southsea
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A TAXI driver was threatened with a knife by a youth in Portsmouth. [...]
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